Decapitating the Burger Clown: (And Other Short Stories No One Asked Me to Tell)

by Cory Withers

rating: 5.0 (9 reviews)


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This is the funniest book you will ever read!
(According to someone who totally is not the author, who would definitely never write his own book description.)

Cory Withers searched far and wide (not really) to encounter people who were more ridiculous than him. After such encounters, he decided to tell their stories without their permission - mostly under assumed identities, so they wouldn't kick his ass when they found out what he did.

These are all very short stories about very funny people who (in most cases) were not trying to be funny at all - they were just being themselves.

For a book of over 200 pages, this will turn out to be one of the fastest reads you have ever zipped through. As soon as one hilarious story about one unbelievable character ends, you will find yourself knee-deep in the nonsense world of the next one. You can't make this stuff up, but for legal reasons, the author swears he made this stuff up.

If you are someone who gets offended by fun words, bad behavior, and people who aren't sorry: go find another book. Actually, no. You should go ahead and read this book and let it cause you to get thicker skin. But that's not the point of the book; it's just something you might like to know. The only point of this book is fun and humor. And if you hate those two things, you are very dumb and should be ridiculed for the rest of your life.

Also, if you are looking for a book to make you smarter or richer: keep looking! Those two things are not going to happen from reading these stories. But if you are looking for a book to make you laugh and enjoy reading again, read the damn thing. You're gonna have a blast.

I do hope you choose to read "Decapitating the Burger Clown." And if you don't, you deserve to have your head chopped off.

Thanks,

Not Cory Withers



Details:
rank: #1,908,932
price: $9.76
bound: 242 pages
publisher: World's Funniest Writers Publishing; 2 edition (February 16, 2016)
lang: English
asin: B01BUNFRAS
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filesize: 6158 KB

















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